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dajo42:

dajo42:

harry potter: “albus severus, blah blah blah slytherin tootle toot fart noise you were named after the bravest man i’ve ever known”

teddy lupin: “hey uh… remember my fucking dad”

[albus arrives at hogwarts]

albus: “hello professor! did you know severus snape? my dad says he was the bravest man he ever knew”

neville longbottom: “is that fucking right”

(via coolstephaniegendronus)

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1 week ago

juilan:

Don’t fake an orgasm for a guy, let him know his dick game weak as hell

(via infamousgod)

"I love sarcastic people with high vocabularies"
- (via mermaidsongs)

(Source: rafeeqj, via zilatastic)

twinks2014:

jakemalik:

jakemalik:

I just ate a whole bag of goldfish omg

THE GOLDFISH CRACKERS NOT ACTUAL LIVE GOLDFISH

i don’t think anyone thought you meant live goldfish

(Source: hi, via infamousgod)

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1 week ago

bw6:

bw6:

I wanna feel the bulge in your pants as we cuddle

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(via infamousgod)

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